CODY’S EPISODE REVIEW
It Came From Beneath the Sea Duck
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Krakatoa Specials
Summary
Kit gets
the babysitting job from hell. After
eliciting a promise from him to go no further than the corner store for ice
cream, Rebecca and a very reluctant Baloo go shopping. As soon as the adults are out of the
apartment, Molly turns into the energetic holy terror we all know and fear. She
nearly destroys the apartment and Kit rushes around saving her from herself.
Exhausted after only a few minutes of Mollysitting, a desperate Kit bribes her
— he agrees to buy her Frosty Pep ice cream if she’ll take a nap as soon as
they get back. She agrees so Kit loads her into her little red wagon (the
Dangermobile) and carts her to the corner store. While he’s paying the vendor,
Molly accidentally rolls down the hill towards the docks. Kit races after her
and catches her just as she’s about to go over the edge of a pier.
Meanwhile
Don Karnage has devised a new plan for getting into Cape Suzette: he decides to
send Mad Dog and Dumptruck into the harbor in a submarine. They cut the net
across the harbor entrance that’s supposed to keep out sharks, inadvertently
letting a really big squid into the bay.
As luck would have it, they crash into the very pier where Kit has just
saved Molly. After a tussle in which Molly drops her Frosty Pep, the pirates
are frightened away by the squid, which eats the Frosty Pep and immediately
decides that he’s got to have more.
Kit gets
Molly back to the apartment a little too late and a very displeased
Rebecca is right there waiting for them.
Refusing to listen to Kit’s explanation, she throws both him and Baloo
out of the apartment. As they’re leaving the building, Wildcat runs up and
tells them that the Harbor Patrol is going to blow a sea monster out of the
bay. Baloo eagerly hurries off to watch, but Kit decides to stay and try to
reason with Rebecca but she refuses to see him. The squid crawls up her
waterfall and breaks into the apartment while she’s putting away groceries. The
squid sees Molly with the Frosty Pep and lunges for her. Kit runs in, grabs
Molly, and tries to get to the phone to call Baloo. The squid knocks them out
the window. Baloo, who has seen them from the docks, saves them and flies out
over the ocean with a squid along for the ride. Kit realizes that the squid
wants Molly’s ice cream, so he pours some red hot pepper in it and offers it to
the critter. Indignant, Molly tries to get it back and ends up wrapped in the
squid’s tentacle. After getting a taste of red hot pepper Frosty Pep, the squid
lets go of the plane and Kit jumps off after them. He saves Molly and he and
Baloo take her home to a thankful and very contrite Rebecca.
Mad Dog
and Dumptruck, who obviously couldn’t steal anything, present Karnage with
Rebecca’s sink, which had fallen on them when Baloo flew out over the ocean.
The squid lands on the pirates’ plane and the two imbeciles end up paddling
back to Pirate Island on the overturned submarine with a disgruntled Karnage
staying as far away from them as possible.
Quibbles and Bits
Gidget: Rebecca’s apartment is way too large and opulent for a
fledgling entrepreneur. How the hell
did she manage to score a penthouse with a waterfall? Or afford the repairs after Molly attracts monsters to the
place? Here, the squid is pulled
through the wall, dragging the kitchen plumbing behind him. In Mommy For a Day, Molly’s pet
‘buffalo’ punches a big hole in the bathroom.
Can’t blame Baloo for that one.
Cody: Maybe
she's Khan's mistress and lavish digs is the price for her silence. *slaps
herself* . Oh, here’s one --- when Kit
is trying to convince Rebecca to let him in, he’s standing on her balcony
overlooking the waterfall. How did he get there? Shouldn’t he be in the hallway
where the elevator is?
Gidget:
Not too bright, is he? (ducks flying bricks) And what babysitter
carries a clipboard around? When Molly
knocks over the coat rack, Kit overreacts by exclaiming, “Look at this
mess! Boy, Miz Cunningham would skin me
alive if she saw this!” Sounds silly
to me that even Rebecca would blow up over a couple of coats on the floor. It’s not serious, as if Molly broke anything
or made a stain in the carpet. Kit is
so goody-goody in this episode, it’s hard to believe he used to be a pirate. Saying, ‘Oh my gosh!’ when Molly rolls into
busy traffic? He’s been neutered, I
tell ya!
Cody: Hey!
So he goes a little overboard with the "good widdle bearcub" routine.
He's trying to reform!
Gidget: Suuuuure….
Cody: Mad Dog and Dumptruck don’t seem to remember
having been in Cape Suzette before. Now, I know these guys are dumb, but I
didn’t think they were that
dumb. Also, Mad Dog, Dumptruck, and Kit
don’t seem to recognize each other. Is this just an episode glitch or would
they really act that way?
Gidget: Yeah, the only thing Mad Dog does is
exclaim, “Kids!” Although I did like
this exchange:
Dumptruck: The captain told us not to
be seen!
Mad Dog (mimicking Dumptruck’s Swedish accent): Vell den, ve’ll take them vith us!
Cody: Kit
also tells Molly that the Air Pirates have never gotten past the cliff guns. I
guess they got new ones since Plunder and Lightning.
Kit pours red hot pepper
into the Frosty Pep ice cream when he realizes that is what the squid wants.
Molly sees him do this, but when he tries to give it to the squid, she tackles
it with the indignant protest that it’s hers. She saw him pour the red
hot pepper in the ice cream and, though she is incredibly whiny and annoying,
she isn’t stupid. And when Kit and
Molly are hanging precariously out of the apartment and fall, Molly never lets
go of that Frosty Pep.
Gidget: I don’t know how she can hold onto
it. Ice cream cartons are so cold they
burn! And how come the squid never got
an ice cream headache?
Cody: Rebecca waves to Baloo. “Come along, Sunny Jim. The white sales
beckon.”
Baloo
slinks after her, looking about as dejected and henpecked as a bear can be.
Gidget:
*makes whipcracking noises*
Cody: Molly starts to crawl out the window to jump into the
waterfall. “Hey, Kit…let’s play High
Diver Queen!”
Gidget: Actually, I just viewed this ep and noticed something. The background of the scene where Rebecca
leaves Kit with instructions and drags Baloo shopping is mostly waterfall. When Molly wriggles over the balcony to
jump, there’s no waterfall. Just trees
in the window. O_o
Actually, I liked it when chasing Molly resulted in Kit getting bonked in the
head and trampled. When she jumps on a
‘trampoline’ (a long white fur coat stretched across two chairs), Kit dives
under it to catch her. The whole thing
collapses on top of him and she scurries over him, unharmed.
Molly is impressed. “You’re a good
pretender, Kit. That looks like it
really hurt!”
Cody: Beyond reach of the Cape Suzette cannons, Karnage prepares to
drop Mad Dog and Dumptruck off in a submarine so that they can go into Cape
Suzette and “rob the place blind.”
Hearing Mad Dog and Dumptruck arguing in the cargo hold, he storms back
to them. “Either you two get in the submarine or I will use your worthless hides
for seat covers!”
Obviously,
this is not an idle threat. The pirates suddenly become very eager to get into
the submarine. Karnage certainly has a way of motivating his men.
Gidget: I
like Karnage’s little send-off:
Mad Dog glances at the opening dubiously.
“Captain, are you sure this is safe?”
”Of course, Mad Dog, your well being is my prime concern.” Then he boots him into the porthole!
And when asked where to meet, Karnage responds, “Behind the old tugboat wreck
--- away from those nasty cannons!”
Mad Dog persists, “Is that where we’re gonna land?”
Smiling, Karnage says, “Who said anything about landing?” and pulls a
lever, unceremoniously dropping the sub with his men in it into the bay.
Cody:
Cody: After
being dropped into the ocean, Mad Dog and Dumptruck have an argument over who
will pedal:
“Why do I have to pedal?” Dumptruck
demands.
“Because I went to school!” Mad Dog says
proudly.
“Did not.”
“Well I saw a picture of one once.”
After Hacksaw successfully evades another volley of cannon fire, Karnage
laughs. “Ha-ha! You missed me, you sisters of a warthog!”
“Wakey,
wakey, Baloo,” Kit says, smiling mischievously.
Baloo
laughs. “Kit! Ooh, baby! You scared me out of about a year’s worth of flight
time.”
Gidget: Heh-heh. I like it when
Baloo follows Kit to Becky’s as though he’s going to the gallows. He’s so whipped.
Baloo: “…besides, this ritzy part of
town always gives me the willies. Now
can’t we forget this and go back to the docks?”
Cody: As they’re taking the elevator to Rebecca’s apartment, Baloo
tries to dissuade Kit from babysitting.
“But if you don’t go with Miz Cunningham, she’ll stay home,” Kit says. “If she
stays home, I won’t get my first babysitting job.”
“You
mean ya wanna baby-sit?” Baloo asks
incredulously.
“Sure.
I want to prove to our boss that she can depend on me.”
“Really?”
“That…and
the money’s good.” Kit rolls his eyes and crosses his arms over his chest.
The
elevator stops and they step onto Rebecca’s floor, Baloo doing his level best
to talk him out of it.
“Ya
sure ya don’t wanna change your mind, partner?” he asks, barring the door.
“I’m
sure. Now please move,” Kit says firmly, using his clipboard to push the
doorbell.
“But I hate
goin’ shoppin’ with Miz Cunningham. It’s always ‘Baloo, carry this’ and ‘Oh, isn’t
this cute!’ It’s enough to drive me stark ravin’…” He notices that Rebecca is
standing behind him, arms folded and looking unamused. “Happy! Just
telling Kit here what a lovely day it is to go shopping.”
“Cut
the baloney, Baloo,” Rebecca laughs. She leans around the bear. “Ah, Kit. Come
in.”
Kit
strolls into the apartment with a dejected Baloo following.
The
pilot looks around the spacious living room. “Ah, so this is where all
our profits go.”
Rebecca
sniffs. “Don’t start that again.”
Gidget: Molly begs Kit to take her downtown.
”Sorry, Danger Woman,” Kit says firmly.
“If I take you past the corner store, your mom will explode.”
Suddenly, Molly hears the cliff guns shooting at the pirates. “Uh-oh!
There she went!”
Cody: Kit takes Molly to the corner store to get an ice cream.
“But I
don’t wanna ride in the sissy wagon,” whines Molly.
“Wagon?
No, no. This is the Danger-mobile,” Kit says.
“Oh,”
Molly leans forward. “Vroom, vroom, vroom.”
Kit
runs towards the store. “I think I’m getting the hang of this babysitting
stuff.”
Gidget: And after their run-in with the pirates, Kit warns Molly not to
tell her mother that they went all the way to the docks.
Molly agrees. “I promise, Kit. And I always keep my promises… don’t I,
Mommy?”
With a sinking heart, Kit turns and see a very po’d Rebecca standing behind
him.
Cody: After Rebecca refuses to talk to him, Kit sits on the
ledge beside the waterfall.
“Gosh
all fishhooks! She’s never been this
mad at me. How can I get her to let me in?” He thinks for a moment. “I could
tell her there’s a giant squid crawling up her waterfall.” He looks down and
does a double take. “Holy crow! There is
a giant squid crawling up her waterfall!”
Gidget (as Wildcat): Is
that what they call it these days? (smacks herself)
Wildcat
answers the phone as Baloo starts the Sea Duck’s engines.
“Wildcat!
Let me talk to Baloo!” Kit screams.
“I’ll
get him, Kit. Hold the phone,” Wildcat says.
“I am,
I am!”
Wildcat
leans out the door and yells, “Baloo! Pho—one!”
Baloo
sticks his head out the window. “Not now! I’ve gotta save Kit from the sea
monster!”
Wildcat
calmly puts the phone back up to his ear and says, “Kit? Maybe you should call
back when you’re not being eaten.”
Gidget: Um…at first I kinda wondered how Kit managed to dial the phone
while all this was going on. Operators
take a long time to put calls through.
And of all people, why would he call Wildcat? Yeah, yeah, I know. I
think too much. :p
Cody: Baloo flies the Sea Duck out over the ocean so that his
practical joking hitchhiker won’t do any more damage to Cape Suzette. The squid
sees Molly’s Frosty Pep and goes for it. Kit grabs the girl and runs back to
the cargo hold, the squid’s tentacle following them. The critter grabs Molly’s
ankle and she (finally) drops the Frosty Pep. The squid goes after it and Kit
realizes what it wants.
When the squid drags Molly and the Frosty Pep out the window, Rebecca starts
smacking it with a spatula, with the battle cry, “Take that, you big
sushi!”
Gidget: Actually, she was
swinging a broom.
Cody: So, she's finally
figured out something to do with it besides fly on it, huh?
Gidget: Meow! J When she smacked it with the spatula, she sees Molly and Kit
hanging on for dear life outside the balcony and she says the goofiest
thing: “Molly, you get back in here this
instant!”
“Ya
gotta get rid of this squid, kid!” Baloo yells.
“No
kidding.” Kit reaches for a canister and pours it into the ice cream. “Red hot
pepper. This should have a lot more pep than Frosty Pep.”
Uh… since when does the Sea Duck have a spice rack?
Cody: Since
Baloo took a gourmet cooking class? Dunno. I can't see it, either.
Gidget:
A mystery for the ages…
Cody: As the pirates are paddling back to Pirate Island, Dumptruck and
Mad Dog discuss their confusion over the dive command.
“But
why do you say dive, dive when you want to sink, sink,” Dumptruck asks.
“Because
you don’t say sink, sink,” Mad Dog retorts.
“Row,
row!” Karnage says, exasperated.
“Aye,
aye, captain, captain,” Dumptruck says.
Gidget: This episode is a sort of guilty pleasure
for me. It has great lines and moves
at a brisk clip. I like the ‘Come
along, Sunny Jim – the white sales beckon’ line. But at the same time, the handling of Rebecca’s character offends
the feminist in me. I love how
Baloo is dragged around town shopping and forced to carry the packages --- as
usual --- it’s great fun to watch him suffer in only the way a man can. Yet I get really tired of female characters
being portrayed as shopaholics. I hate
shopping with a passion --- when a ‘greeter’ at the Gap or any aggressive sales
clerk approaches me, I swear I hear the menacing duh-duh-duh-duh
theme of Jaws. Or those stupid
greeting cards for women that make tired catty gags about shopping, insatiable
lust for chocolate and looking for Mr. Right.
With all due respect to Cathy Guisewhite, I blame her whiny, unfunny
strip Cathy. Ah, but I
digress...
Rebecca is very unreasonable in this ep when
she blows up at Kit for a being a little late.
Methinks that she’s directed misplaced anger toward Kit because it was a
‘Balooish’ thing to do. She even dumped
popcorn over Baloo’s head! At least it
wasn’t hot spaghetti this time. As she’s putting away groceries, Rebecca
mumbles to herself, “Just like Baloo, irresponsible, careless and
foolish…” And although it was kinda
funny, I hated the part where Rebecca finally notices the squid behind her and
squeals, “Woo-woo-woooooo!” like
she’s getting goosed. Also, her hair
changes dramatically; in the beginning, it’s light brown with beige streaks ---
then it’s this really dark brown by the conclusion. Even the streaks are darker.
I guess she colored her hair to
take her mind off Molly’s supposed demise?
O_o
The squid and Molly fight over the Frosty Pep and Molly gets dragged out the
window on the squid’s tentacles (well, maybe that isn’t so bad ); in the
true tradition of her sister toon forebears, Rebecca ‘protects‘ her daughter by
smacking the thing with a spatula, then a broom. Guess she couldn’t find a vase or a potted plant to drop on its
head. Geez, Disney, why don’t you just
put her in a housedress and curlers and hand her a rolling pin? Personally, I would give it three Krakatoa
Specials, so you’re a lot kinder to this ep than I am, Cody. Still, even I turn into a puddle of sniffly
goo when a grieving Rebecca kneels on the floor clutching Molly’s toy bear,
sobbing. Those damned string
instruments are soooo sad, too! And her
delighted elation when Kit and Baloo bring her little demon spawn, er, darling
home, safe and sound. All is forgiven
and in true hubby-fashion, Baloo casually slips an arm around Rebecca’s
shoulders as they watch Kit gives a piggyback ride to bed.
Molly suddenly pipes up, “Kit? Could you klunk your head on the chairs for
me again?”
Kit:
“Uh…no.”
Baloo and Rebecca burst out laughing at this
exchange. Although they never see
eye-to-eye on most things, they do present a united ‘married couple’ front
where the kids are concerned. The
boss-employee tension fades for a while and if you look close, there are little
moments to savor (for B&Bers, anyway).
Eg: Disciplining Kit in Stormy
Weather, sitting side by side on the dock as she tries to comfort Baloo in Sheepskin
Deep, having a guacamole fight in War of the Weirds, etc. The list goes on…!
Cody: Okay, okay. You've got a point. Both Kit and Becky did overreact a little to things. I think Kit's entitled to it, though. I mean, he lives with Baloo. That would drive
anyone to extremes! Becky just lives
with her demon spawn. She's got no excuse. ;-)