COMICS REVIEWS


All in Your P.O.V.
Contractual Desperation!
F'reeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
Louie's Ristorante
Shine a Little Light

Voodoo Baloo

The Volcano of Gold

The Why of the Beholder
 

 

All in Your P.O.V.
(short)
(1 out of 5 Krakatoa Specials)
Feb 95, Vol. 5, #4
Cover:  X-Men (cartoon)

Summary

Gidget:
While Wildcat tampers... er, tinkers with the engine, Baloo is fishing off the H4H dock.  Suddenly, he gets a bite! ("Nibble!  Nibble!")
(as Baloo) Not now, Becky!  I'm tryin' ta catch a big one!"
Rebecca: (seductively) So am I.
Cody:  Well, that would have made this comic more interesting.

Anyway, Baloo reels it in --- a good-sized blue fish.  Baloo is just about detach the hook when an evil-looking alley cat dashes by, snatching the fish in its mouth.  Still attached to the hook and reel, the poor fish is dragged along the pier, and still holding onto the rod, Baloo.  
Gidget:  I wouldn’t get too attached to that fish…
Cody: Bah-dum-ching.

"Hey--!!" The pilot shouts as he's dragged up and down the docks.  "Whoa--!!"

Kit passes by and sees the commotion.  He goes up to the mechanic and asks, "Wildcat, what's Baloo doing?"

"He's, uhh... cat fishing?"
Gidget: Ba-dum-ching!
Cody:  Being stupid is more like it. (pauses) But that's normal, ain't it?
Gidget: I hate to say it, but… yeah. 



Comments

Gidget:
Obviously, this is meant to be cute.   I call it lazy.  I really don't like these two-page comics.  There's no room to build an interesting story, and the joke --- if you can call it that --- it’s lame-o. The artwork is very good, however, so it gets one Krackatoa Special from the Angry Prom Queen.
 
Cody: I agree.  It's stupid.  Really stupid.  The artwork was all right --- the colors were a little off and the buildings had the usual cartoon slant to them that isn't visible in the show.

Gidget: Like the doomed fishie, this one was dead in the water.

May 2003

 

Contractual Desperation!
TaleSpin #4
Written by Bobbi JG Weiss
Pencilled by Oscar F. Saavedra


by Guest Reviewer Cynthia Gardener
5 out of 5 Krakatoa Specials

Cyndi:  Rebecca comes home to find Baloo off to get lunch but hasn't returned yet. (what else is new?)  Kit goes outside and waits for Baloo who has found a new client for Rebecca.  He thinks that by doing this, he will get a promotion into management, but the contract -- from a T. Bone Picker (where did they come up with that name?) -- has a catch that if Baloo doesn't return with the cargo by 10 am, H4H is his. 

Gidget:  At least it wasn't 'Nose' Picker...  

Baloo leaves to pick up the cargo, taking Wildcat -- who's been working on some invention --- with them. (if you read the comic through, you see Picker's henchmen, (both dogs) stashing a crate into the hold of the Sea Duck.  The first part of the delivery goes smoothly, but then things start messing up on the return flight.  Wildcat fixes everything, including his invention, a portable engine comes in handy when he has to put a pontoon back on the plane. 

Time marches on toward 10 am and Baloo stops at Louie's for a good cry.
Gidget:  Heh-heh... that's a great scene.  I like Louie's comforting words:
Louie:  There, there, Big Daddy!

Cyndi:   It's then that Wildcat runs into the club carrying a monkey caught in a board.  Louie reveals that it is a 'pieces' monkey "as in it takes things to pieces" -- quote from Louie.  The cargo is nothing but old suits and coats and Picker is revealed to be the culprit.

Baloo and Louie catch the rest of the monkeys and devise a plan to get Picker away from H4H.  Baloo comes back and tells Rebecca he had to round up a bunch of people, because if Picker runs the business he gets to handle all the debts.  The cloaked people walk up shouting "bills, bills!" and Picker and his cronies run to their plane.  Rebecca demands to know what was going and Baloo reveals the 'bill people' to be Wildcat, Louie, and Kit along with two others in disguise.  In the end frame we see the pieces monkeys tearing Picker's plane apart.

 

Commentary

Cyndi:  I give this comic 5 Krackatoas because I thought it was pretty good.  Although the storyline sounded like something I had heard somewhere before.  The comic was well written and well drawn.  I did have a few quirks about it though.  Why did Rebecca leave Baloo in charge of H4H while she was going to the bank?  She knew he was going to screw everything up and yet, here we see that she left him in charge.  At least Kit had sense enough to take the phone messages or Rebecca wouldn't have known who had called.  I can only imagine what she would have done if Baloo had taken a few messages for her.  Yikes!! 

The fact that she nearly wanted to fire him for getting a contract without her permission was classic enough, especially in one scene where you can almost see steam shooting out of her ears.  (This was where Picker tried to calm her down.  Baloo looks really embarrassed here.)

Gidget:  I know!  I just love her reaction when she finds out just how badly he screwed up:
Rebecca (draws him aside to whisper as Picker waits nearby):  Despite the fact that I should have known better, I left you in charge of Higher for Hire while I was gone, Baloo.  Legally, your signature had the power of my signature during that time... (pause, then strangles him, Homer style)  But you weren't supposed to sign anything!!

Cyndi:  It was also good to see Baloo show some remorse when he thought he had actually lost H4H.  Overall, like I said, pretty good and well-written.  I thought it was pretty funny when they said the name of the critter was a "pieces monkey."  It also made me wonder what would have happened if Baloo had succeeded in getting a contract with no strings attached to it.  Would Rebecca have to move him into management?  One may never know.

January 2005

F'reeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

A Tale Spin Comics Review by Guest Reviewer jb

4 out of 5 Krakatoa Specials

 

Tale Spin #6, November 1991, W.D. Publications, Inc.

Writer: Bobbi J.G. Weiss

Pencillers: Oscar F. Saavedra and Hector Saavedra

Inkers: Ruben Torreiro and Robert Bat

Letterer: Bill Spicer

Colourer: Jo Meugniot

 

Cover Art

Penciller: Jim Mitchell

Inker: Gary Martin

Colourer: Gail Bailey

 

Summary

 

    The Higher for Hire crew is taking a rare Saturday off with Baloo planning to snooze the day away (as usual) while doing babysitting duty with Molly listening to Danger Woman on the radio in her makeshift costume; Kit going on a hike with some of his schoolmates and Rebecca taking a day cruise around the surrounding Cape Suzette waterways.

    Rebecca is festively dressed up in a button-downed blouse, flamenco-styled skirt, heels and bolero hat with bangles along the rim and her hair is put up in a bun, which she proudly models for the others. While Kit and Molly shower her with compliments, Baloo can only muster up a snide comment much to his employer’s chagrin with: “So…where are yer castanets?”

 

    Baloo bemoans the fact that her outing is nothing more than to find her “Mister Right” on some fancy day cruiser and suggests she looks for a real man at Louie’s instead. The businesswoman then questions her pilot’s behaviour as a thinly-disguised bout of jealousy, which he staunchly denies, disappointing her somewhat.

    jb: Well, duh! Wasn’t this scene kind of obvious between these two?

   As she puts on a fringed shawl, grabs her purse and prepares to head off the cruise ship plus drop off Kit en route, Rebecca warns Baloo to take good care of Molly, to which the pilot nonchalantly replies that her offspring will be too preoccupied with the all-day Danger Woman radio marathon now playing. After they leave, Baloo prepares to catch up on his forty winks just as Molly hears the radio sponsor’s ad for her favourite dessert, Frosty Pep Ice Cream. She then jumps on Baloo’s stomach and begs him to buy some later on, making him realize this isn’t going to be as easy as it looks…  

Gidget:  Welcome to the Land of Sticky-Jam Hands and Runny Noses…  

Cody:  Yeah, I always need to pop a few Valiums before I go there.  

jb: Some people just aren’t meant to deal with children…;3

 

 

   Meanwhile, Air Pirate leader Don Karnage prepares to celebrate his twenty-ninth birthday – for the umpteenth consecutive year – by listening to his favourite radio programme: Danger Woman, until Mad Dog enters his quarters to tell him they’ve got everything on his wish list for his “surprise” birthday party for tonight except the cake and ice cream. Just when his lackey questions where to get some after some unsuccessful raids, when Karnage overhears the radio announcer mention the weekly cargo supply to Cape Suzette in the radio ad and states the great birthday rule: “What a birthday boy wants – a birthday boy gets!”

  Back at Higher for Hire, Molly’s quietly listening to the latest episode of the marathon and Baloo is still sound asleep when the announcer interrupts with the news that the Frosty Pep cargo plane has been hijacked by unknown perpetrators, horrifying the cub. She quickly wakens the pilot to tell him the news in the hopes they can track down the plane and recover the ice cream. Baloo tries to resist the little girl’s pleas, but eventually caves in.

   The Air Pirates have successfully taken control of the Frosty Pep plane and is readying to toss out the two pilots overboard when Gibber mutters in his leader’s ear to get a musical band for tonight’s entertainment, to which he places Mad Dog in charge of finding one. Pondering where he’s going to get the cake, Gibber whispers another suggestion that leads to another idea before the two of them shove the cargo pilots overboard with one parachute to share and take off in other direction in search of a bakery to make his cake.

 

 

 

    Baloo and Molly scour the skies in the Sea Duck for the missing Frosty Pep plane without much luck. The pilot comes up with an idea to head for Louie’s Place for some ice cream, promising the despondent little girl a big Krakatoa Sundae Special that Molly suddenly becomes enthusiastic over.

   Closer to the Cape , Rebecca is leading a conga line onboard the day cruiser S.S. Festivia. After a breather and much applause, she’s solicited by a handsome-looking (jb: translation – rich-looking ;)) dog who calls himself Taddy. Displaying fine gentlemanly manners, he suggests that they make a request to the ship’s quartet to play “Moonlight Melody” to slow dance together, delighting the she-bear.

   At that moment, Mad Dog’s squadron happens to be in the same area as the Festivia and finds their acquired target. Just as the band is about to honour Rebecca and Taddy’s request, the Air Pirates make their move by throwing grappling hooks and ropes and hauling off the bandstand, musicians and Rebecca by mistake, who was standing on the stage at the time. Slipping and losing her balance, she falls off the stage but is rescued by the quartet just in the nick of time and now ponders their fates as they head off to Pirate Island .  

 

 

   Louie greets the two newly-arrived bears at his nightclub and tells them of a catering job at the floating gambling casino at Pair-O’-Dice Island (jb: Not that original a name, but I love it!J), complete with a fireworks display that he’s providing. The simian then asks for a Krakatoa Special. In a frantic whisper, Louie tells the pilot that his own ice cream shipment didn’t come in either due to the skyjacked Frosty Pep cargo plane, but placates the child with a Pie-To-The-Sky Fruit Delight with whipped cream and a cherry on top.  

jb: Whipped cream?? Doesn’t he care about this kid’s fat intake? Look at Baloo!;3  

Gidget: Maybe he’s fattening her up for Thanksgiving.  

Cody:  She’d give everybody diabetes.  

jb: More good reasons to go vegetarian.  

   Don Karnage and his minions then barge in, making everyone prepared to defend themselves. The lupine leader announces his peaceful intentions and orders a large ice cream cake for his birthday which he supplies three generous crates of ice cream that he plundered from the Frosty Pep plane. Baloo gets incensed and begins to confront him, but is stopped when Karnage offers payment, telling the doubting orang-utan rather threateningly to have cake and twenty sundaes ready by five o’clock today or else. Louie then comes up with a plan to give Karnage a well-deserved birthday “‘spankin’’ he’ll never forget” with the two bears’ help.  

 

 

   That evening, the captive Rebecca and the Festivia quartet forced to perform for the Air Pirates in the mess hall party at Pirate Island . Mistaken – and unrecognized – for a dancer, the businesswoman worries that she’ll be discovered sooner or later and to make matters worse, she’s caught Don Karnage’s leering eye!

   The pirate leader praises Mad Dog for bringing the band and dancing girl for his party and in a smitten mood he orders his vassal to bring Rebecca to him. In the kitchen, the hippopotamus chef places the last of the birthday candles on top of the tall ice cream cake, unaware by anyone that Baloo and Molly are hidden inside the hollowed centre. Shivering with cold, the pilot feels a sneeze coming on to which the young cub tries to stop in order for Louie’s plan to work.

   In the mess hall, Rebecca tries to resist Karnage’s advances as the cake is readying to be rolled out. Blindfolded, he drags the petulant she-bear by the wrist to the centre of the room and the pirates sing in honour of their fearless leader. But Baloo violently sneezes enough to blow off the cake’s top just as the blindfold is whipped off of Karnage’s eyes. Stunned silence fills the room as the two bears are exposed to the world in general, bring out a roll-call montage of Baloo, Molly, Rebecca and Karnage, all of them unexpectedly surprised by the turn of events.

   Enraged by these uninvited guests, the lupine commander orders them to be captured. The pilot trashes what’s left of the cake as a stalling point against the pirates, grabs Rebecca and Molly and zooms out of the mess hall with the kidnapped musicians soon following them.  

 

 

   Running through Pirate Island ’s tunnels, Rebecca scolds Baloo for bringing Molly into a dangerous environment while he angrily accuses her of holding hands with Karnage back at the party, to which she flatly denies outright and then they all discover the Air Pirates’ cache of stolen goods that take up an entire cavern. The pilot decides to take a few sacks of coins to first compensate the Festivia quartet for their being inconvenienced by Karnage, plus Louie’s time and expense in making the cake and the Frosty Pep cargo pilots’ losses. A search party led by Mad Dog can be heard approaching the treasury cavern, which suddenly Molly comes up with an idea to buy some time for their escape.

   Charging into the treasury, Mad Dog orders Baloo to drop the coin bags. As he refuses to, the young she-cub gives the command to spill pearls at the oncoming pirates. While they’re slipping and falling, the fugitives then charge at them, dropping a large tapestry rug on top and make a mad dash for the docking bay.

   Confronted by more pirates along the way, Molly accidentally discovers a large trolley cart in a side tunnel that they all clamber aboard and smash their way through Karnage’s search party and into a large guard at the end of the ride that brings them back to the mess hall, where Baloo executes the final stage of Louie’s plan.  

 

 

   The Air Pirates search the tunnels for the runaways when they hear Baloo’s voice coming from the mess hall. Barging in, they find a deserted place and lit candles on the sundaes making a strange hissing sound. Before they know it, the firecrackers explode and splatter the room and the brigands with ice cream.

   Shaking with cold and fright, Karnage looks at the scene and finds the motive highly unusual for Baloo to commit until Mad Dog warns of a lit firecracker atop a large wrapped birthday present from Louie himself. As he boldly attempts to put it out, the leader learns to his shock it’s just a hollow stick attached to a longer fuse that goes directly into the box and starts to rumble quite loudly…  

 

 

   Baloo and Co. finally make it to the docking bay and Frosty Pep plane, boarding it quickly. With Rebecca and Molly joining him in the cockpit, she praises her pilot’s actions as they take off for the skies. The flier, not yet confident they’re out of danger completely, tells them to brace for anything. When his employer asks why, Molly just tells her to wait and see.

   Afterwards, a fireworks display erupts from Pirate Island as they fly off from a safe distance with Baloo laughing: “We gave ol’ Karny what he wanted most of all – a real bang-up of a birthday party!”

 

 

Quibbles & Quips

 

- On the cover, Baloo’s fur is about a grey shade lighter and the frills on Molly’s underpants are lessened in comparison to the comic.  

      Gidget:  I hate cartoon girls with frilly panties showing. There’s something distasteful about it, IMO. And it looks like their clothes don’t fit.

      Cody: I hate frills, period.  

      jb: I sympathize with you, two, really. But back in the 1930s, girls’ briefs were purposely oversized to prevent wear, which probably explains why the original Minnie Mouse’s skivvies looked the way they did (even with the modern version now, which is still silly). On the whole, it is rather odd and sexist to be doing them in this post-feminist era, not to mention saccharine-inducing to the eye >_<. But IMHO, whether a woman wants to wear lacy underwear or not, that’s their prerogative. 

- The opening panel has Higher for Hire’s rooftop flag is coloured yellow instead of its customary red, the Sea Duck isn’t parked on the front landing and Wildcat’s floating shack is missing (page 1).  

- There’s a constant fluctuation on the objects around Rebecca’s bolero hat, one panel show they’re tassels, the next bangles throughout the comic.  

- Rebecca’s hair bun is missing on the bottom left panel of page 2, plus her shawl looks too stiff when she removes it from her desk chair.  

- Baloo’s head looks shrunken and chinless in upper right panel of page 2.  

- Second tier of staircase missing in centre-left panel; reappears on bottom-left panel (page 3).

 

- Karnage’s head looks a little compacted as he admires himself in the mirror on centre-left panel on page 4; his private quarters (Gidget: LOL!) looks rather toned down when it’s been shown as being lavishly decorated and wooden floorboards appear only once (lower left panel, page 4).  

- If the Air Pirates captured the Frosty Pep cargo plane (page 7), whey isn’t there the usual grappling hooks and lines on it like they did in “P&L Part 1” and later when they kidnap Rebecca and the musicians?  

- Dumptruck’s muzzle is missing some colour on the lower jaw in centre-right panel, (page 7).

 

- The Frosty Pep logos on boxes missing white circles except for one (first lower right panel, page 7) and the logo is not the same as the original seen in “It Came From Beneath the Sea Duck.”  

- Molly seems to have earned some height in the centre-left panel, then drops down to regular level in the next panel (page 9).  

- Lower panel has the quartet’s bassist hair is blond and trumpeter bandleader is brown, then is reversed for the rest of the comic and the guitarist’s guitar is grey, then white afterwards (page 9).

- The Festivia’s stairwell is beige (where Taddy kisses Rebecca’s hand) in the background while it’s white throughout (page 10).  

- The quartet’s jacket colour is turquoise in upper left panel and then is green in the remainder of the comic (page 10).  

- On the lower right panel of page 10, bassist looks like he had elongated eyelashes like a female character on one eyelid and the percussionist’s pointed hand is missing it colour (page 10).  

- There’s a microphone stand that suddenly appears on the upper left panel all of the sudden, as the Air Pirates hoist the bandstand above the ocean as the bandleader throws the cord out to Rebecca – it wasn’t there before the chaos happened (page 11).  

- Taddy’s pencil-thin moustache kind of disappears in the upper-right panel (page 11).

 

- ‘Toon physics defy real life: how can the Air Pirates lift the bandstand upwards and onwards away from the Festivia and keep it balanced all the way back to Pirate Island? Same illogic on their raid on Shere Khan’s plane in “P&L Part 1” (page 11).  

- Colour missing on percussionist’s muzzle; guitarist’s ear looks like a grey hairpiece (consistent thorough comic) and not an ear; plus a poorly-drawn bass turner on when they’re pulling up Rebecca back onto the stage (page 11).

 

- Louie’s holding a rather large rocket (looks like a big dynamite stick!); he’s more brown-coloured than usual reddish-brown and his lei is pink (lower panel, page 11).  

 

- Baloo’s palm colour missing on upper central and lower right hand panels (page 12).  

- Why do half the customers at Louie’s Place look like gangsters? (I know it’s a rough place, but it’s not Gangster Central, either, for crying out loud!)

Gidget: Well, it is rather disreputable, compared to Cape Suzette . And it is a bar.
 jb: You never know what Louie’s putting in those drinks, anyway. :)

 

- Rather odd-looking snarl on Karnage’s face as he shuts up Dumptruck (page 13).  

- Karnage’s eyeball colour missing (upper left panel, page 14).  

- Molly’s spatula appears for the first time in Louie’s Place (lower left panel) and a fourth Frosty Pep ice cream crate appears on the trolley as the pirates unload it – there’s only three in the beginning (page 14).

 

- Rebecca’s bun matches the colour of her fur in upper right hand panel (and again in centre-right panel) and Karnage looks more bored at her than lustful in upper panel (page 15).

- Rebecca’s front hair bang appears under her hat, then disappears afterwards; Mad Dog’s party hat missing, then reappears again (upper right panel, page 16).

 

- Trumpeter bandleader looks a little drowsy (is that supposed to be a worried look?) when Rebecca’s being dragged along with Karnage; plus her feet and shoes look tiny (page 16). Rebecca: If you’d been wearing those heels all damn day, buster, your feet would shrink too!;)  

- Why does Rebecca’s hat have a jaunty tilt then placed perfectly on top again (middle-centre panel, page 18)?  

- Molly’s toe colour is missing and Rebecca’s skirt is missing colour on the first and second tier – looks like she’s wearing an extra large blouse (lower right panel, page 18).

 Rebecca: I had to borrow one of Baloo’s blouses. They make great nightshirts!

 Baloo: Hope ya dry cleaned it afterwards, Becky. An’ no starch on the collar like last time!;3  

- For an upset mother, Rebecca doesn’t show her anger much when she’s lashing out at Baloo when they’re running from the pirates (page 19).  

- Why does the guitarist look overjoyed when Baloo’s shoving coins into the first bag (lower left panel, page 19)for? Weird…O_o (Gidget: He’s getting free money, isn’t he?)  

- For an evening sky, it looks like it’s daytime and a pretty under-coloured fireworks display from Pirate Island in the final panel (page 24).

 

 

 

Neat Little Details

 

- No debate – with the exception of those clunky-looking heels – Rebecca’s Latin-inspired outfit looks great on her.  

- Rebecca does a really neat pirouette down the H4H stairwell (upper left, page 2).  

- Love the way Karnage leans to hear Gibber’s suggestion in the upper-right and the co-pilot’s shocked look on his face and hand clasped over his mouth with his eyes on the pilot when he calls him “crazy” for doing this for his birthday party (centre panel, page 8).  

- Cute father-daughter moment in the Sea Duck (centre panel, panel 9).

 

- Trumpeter bandleader tossing cord to Rebecca as she tumbles off the stand is a good action scene (third panel, page 11).  

- The encased, blue-tinged cutaways of Baloo and Molly hiding inside the cake scenes.  

- One of the pirates grabbing onto a flag streamer above his head to avoid the cake that Baloo dumps on them and a sharp-looking silhouette of Rebecca looking on (lower left panel, page 18).

 

- Excellent move of Baloo grabbing Molly under his arm and Rebecca by the wrist as they flee the mess hall (lower right panel, page 18) and when they leave again linked in a hand chain (upper left panel, page 23).

Gidget (Baloo): Me Baloo, you Jane!

Rebecca: Oh, goody! I can break out that leopard print outfit I wore in “A Star Is Torn”!

Baloo: Hot diggity!!! Let’s go play “Rumble in the Jungle,” Becky!

jb: I’ve heard of swinging couples, but this is ridiculous! ;D

 

 

 

 

Funny Stuff/Dialogue

 

- Rebecca approaching Baloo to get his say on her ensemble:

   Rebecca: Well, Baloo? I didn’t hear you offering a comment!
   Baloo: So – where are your castanets?

   Rebecca: Hmph!

   jb: Gee, and she complains about Baloo having a large ego?

 

- Rebecca’s reaction to Baloo’s almost indignant denial:

  Baloo: “Jealous? Now why would I be jealous?

  Rebecca: (disappointed) “Oh, no reason! Never mind!”  

- Molly: (after jumping on Baloo’s stomach) Baloo, you’ll buy some Frosty Pep Ice Cream today, won’t you, huh? Please oh please oh pleeeease??

   Baloo: (groans) R&R…I think it’s gonna stand for run ragged!

- Karnage: (singing) Happy birthday to me! I’m as young as can be! If I never hit thirteeee – it will never hit me!  

- Karnage getting in Mad Dog’s face when he’s about to report on his wish list, believing it will be bad news.  

- Mad Dog looking a little miffed and crumples up the wish list when Karnage patronizes him as he plots to skyjack the Frosty Pep cargo plane.  

- When Molly pleads with Baloo to search for the Frosty Pep plane, why do her eyes look seductive at first, then by the next panel she kind of looks…stoned? O_o

Gidget: I noticed that too!  Esp. the ‘seductive’ part.
Baloo: Man, this kid is good.  She’s real good!

jb: Takes after her mother now, doesn’t she? (see “P&L, Part 4” and “My Fair Baloo” eye-fluttering scenes) :)

Molly: (stoner voice) What do you think gives the “pep” in Frosty Pep, dude? ;3

 jb: Maybe it should be called Frosty PCP. ;3  

- Baloo’s contorted expression of surrender to Molly’s plea equals to looking intoxicated.

  Baloo: Hey, I like Frosty PCP – er, Pep too, man!;3  

- Karnage is also a rabid Danger Woman fan too – who knew? And doesn’t it seem kind of ironic for a villain to listen to a crime-fighter radio adventure series? O_o  

- Karnage: (before he boots out the Frosty Pep pilots off the plane) “I am not crazy – I am just one heck of a fun-faluting guy, hee-hee!”  

- Taddy is a weird-looking canine. What did Rebecca see in that guy – other than the contents in his wallet? ;)  

- Taddy gets a second thought in helping Rebecca after she’s abducted.

   Taddy: Wait, what am I saying?? I’d ruin my suit!”

    jb: LOL! Some knight in shining armour… a “real” man would have gone to her rescue.

    Baloo: Tol’ ‘er she shoulda gone to Louie’s, but does she listen to me? Noooo…  

- Karnage: (grabbing Dumptruck after revealing his “age” at Louie’s) Remind me to shoot you when we get home!

   Dumptruck: Err— sorry, Captain!  

- Karnage: So what is your name, my prancing pigeon?
   Rebecca: None of your business!

   Mad Dog: Gee, that’s a funny name!

   jb: Old and corny, but classic a la Marx Brothers line.  

- Karnage: Where do you think you are going, lovely one? You must stay with me for the grand finality!

   jb (as Rebecca): I’ll give you a “grand finality” you’ll never forget, buddy – right in the pantaloons!

   Karnage: (getting horny) Ooooh…the girl of my dreamboat!

   Rebecca: (sighs) Men!  

- Baloo’s explosive sneeze and the pirate’s party hats popping up in surprise.  

- Karnage has this simpering look on his face on centre right panel (page 17) – or is he just intoxicated? O_o

   Karnage: I am not the only one who is liking Frosty PCP – um, Frosty Pep!;3  

- Molly’s cheeks look plumped up, almost cherubic in a comical style (third upper panel, page 18).

    Gidget: Looks fat to me.

    Cody:  She’s been hanging around with Baloo too much.

     jb: Time to lay off the Frosty Pep, I guess. Besides, don’t all women have an extra layer of fat everywhere? (ducks space shuttles)

     Gidget, Cody, Rebecca, Molly: Watch it, buster!!!  

- The roll-call montage at the fake cake revelation (reads like a Three Stooges/Marx Brothers tribute):

      Karnage: BALOO???
      Rebecca: Baloo!?!

      Molly: Mommy!!
      Baloo: Becky?!?

      Karnage: Becky??

      Rebecca: Molly?!

      Karnage: GET THEM!

- Molly’s plan of attack on the Air Pirates in the treasury cavern – humorously choreographed. :)

- Baloo and Karnage colliding into each other (centre-left panel, page 21)

  Baloo: Okay, maybe I need a map!

  Karnage: You will need more than a map when I am through with you, you uninvited party crasher!

   jb: (singing old Kenny Rogers song) Every time two fools collide…;)

 

- The trolley cart ride looks something like a tribute to the Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom tunnel escape scene. :) 

 Gidget: For sure.

  jb: Call George Lucas’ lawyers (lawsuit!).

 Baloo: (leaving the mess hall again) Now, we make our getaway!

  Rebecca: But this is the wrong door!

  Molly: No, this is the right door, Mommy! He took the wrong door last time

  jb: My favourite line here! :)

 

- Karnage’s expression on his face in the mess room during the sundaes/present melange:

   Karnage: And who lit all the little birthday fuses? (pauses, then realizes…) FUSES?!

   Karnage: (In the aftermath of the sundae explosions) That was it? A few little boom-booms in the ice cream? That Baloo, he is one very estrange fellow!

 

- The pirates’ looks on their faces when Louie’s “present” activates – totally priceless.  

 

 

 

Commentary

 

   This story was a rarity in the TS comics collection, managing to do a B&B- and Molly-centric tale rolled into one. It balances both the oft-kilter relationship between the two adult bruins and the father/daughter bond Baloo has with Molly in practically the same vein of the episode “Flight of the Snow Duck.”

   Among the many things in F’reeze that it puts out Baloo’s feelings placed with Rebecca. In the opening scene at H4H, he rants off about her wanting to meet decent men suggesting his own place-of-call, Louie’s Place, instead of those of more sophisticated tastes to her style. Seldom in the TV series did Baloo ever express jealousy – with the possible exception of Captain Stansbury wooing Rebecca (“Her Chance to Dream”); his somewhat emotionless “sympathy” to her when Covington’s true nature is revealed (“Mollycoddled”) and open despair with the possibility of her taking another date to the Pilot’s Ball (“Gruel and Unusual Punishment”) – compared to his employer’s openly reactionary behaviour in “A Star Is Torn.” F’reeze was the perfect outlet to showcase this side of the pilot be seen and becoming verbally apparent in the escape when he accuses her of holding hands with Karnage at the cake ceremony. We see he is upset by this – and amused, is Rebecca only to be disappointed in his denial at the office.  

Gidget: Baloo the romantic…  

Rebecca: (mutters) …Or unromantic.  

Baloo: Hey, I’ma pilot, not a poet.  

   While not an openly popular TS character, Molly stands out in playing the heroine role that was constricted in the TV series, seen as less precocious and more Nancy Drew-esque in wanting to solve the disappearance of the Frosty Pep plane and give the bad guys their due. As in “Mollycoddled,” her resourcefulness proves to be an asset to the storyline and situation instead of being a liability (okay, even if she was a bit more interested of getting her favourite brand of ice cream ;3).  

Gidget: Sort of like Baloo wanting to earn his diploma in order to be invited to his reunion party.  

jb: Yeah, but in the end he really did learn something more than just to party, so there’s some credibility there.

   As rip-roaring an adventure it is, F’reeze falls a bit short of being one of the best TS comics. There’s no further explanation of the B&B relationship after their escape from the Air Pirates and into Baloo’s jealousy (what a missed opportunity!); Rebecca’s continued shallowness with her gains for materialism and prestige (hooking up with a guy named…“Taddy”? What’s up with that?? ;P); the aforementioned artwork flaws (see Quibbles and Quips) and a somewhat mediocre colour scheme except for the cover art, but that can be blamed on the Disney Company’s part in the early 1990s by dismantling the Gladstone publishing division and running it themselves cheaply.  

Gidget:  I agree… it was a missed opportunity to explore the possibility of change in the B&B relationship.  Only a passing mention of his jealousy and then it gets snowed under the theft of ice cream!  It really could have had more dimension, even for a comic book.  Started out great and then lost its way.  I'd give it 3 Krakatoa Specials.

Cody:  I’m the odd one out.  I really don’t care for this comic.  It’s too silly and I don’t care about B&B or Molly.  The only good part about this particular one was Karnage singing “If I never hit 30, it’ll never hit me.”  

jb: (sighs) There’s one in every crowd…;)

  Failing a point from greatness, F’reeze A Jolly Good Fellow! gets 4 Krakatoa Specials out of 5, yet it remains a highly enjoyable read for all TS fans, both of TV and comics alike. 


April 2006


Louie's Ristorante
(short)

A Disney Adventures TaleSpin Comics Review by Guest Reviewer jb
3 ½ of 5 Krakatoa Specials
 

Disney Adventures Magazine #1, November 1990 (cover: Rick Moranis & Baloo); also reprinted in Colossal Comics #2 (both W.D. Publications)

Writer:  Bobbi J.G. Weiss
Penciller:  Cosme Quartieri

Inker: Robert Bat & Ruben Torreiro

 

 

Summary

 

It’s just another night at the popular pilot’s refueling stop/water hole, Louie’s Place, with an old-fashioned bar brawl has broken out, caused by Baloo over some khaki outfit-clad boar’s atrocious table manners.

Baloo and Kit make taillights back to Cape Suzette and arrive late as usual with the cargo.  

Busted by the awaiting Rebecca at Higher for Hire, she berates him on his constant visits to the nightclub and then grills him on what makes him go there all the time. Fumbling between half-truths that he can’t explain it to her; she demands that she be taken there tomorrow night for dinner.

Realizing that if she discovers that it’s really a rough-and-tumble nightclub instead of a restaurant as she believes it to be, he’s sunk so he warns Louie ahead of time to “expect” a special guest with him tomorrow.  

The next evening, Baloo and Rebecca look very much like a couple on a night out with the pilot in a bomber jacket, dress shirt and tie (!) and the businesswoman decked out in a strapless gown, a mink stole, matching heels and purse.

Gidget: A big improvement over that horrible pink mess she wore in ‘My Fair Baloo’ and ‘Gruel and Unusual Punishment’.

jb: Agreed. But if you’d notice, the dress in “Gruel” is the same one used in “Her Chance to Dream.” Damn, those designers at Disney are so lazy! :-)

Rebecca: Err…budget cuts?

Edna Mode (from The Incredibles): Next time, dah-ling, call me.

 

Obviously nervous about what she might find, Baloo suggests that she tone down the flashy jewelery “because Louie’s may be a little…”
Gidget:
  Lice-infested? ;)
Louie: Hey, I do all the delousing around here myself!
Baloo:
Yeah…see the hair salon in the back? :-)
Cody (as Louie):
I don’t have a business license for that yet, so keep it quiet.

 

But before he can finish his sentence, the ursines enter the establishment to discover…an upscale Italian (to the best of its ability) restaurant. Everyone’s in their best threads and behavior – even Louie’s wearing a suit – and the house band’s playing soft music associated with eating places.  

After being seated, Rebecca’s impressed and apologies to her pilot, but little do they realize that two suspicious characters, one suave wolf in a three-piece suit and his heavy-set bear partner in a trench coat, have entered the place with their eye on Rebecca.  

As a relieved Baloo heads to the bar for a couple of drinks for them, the wolf makes his move on the she-bear, working his charms on her and easily persuades her to take a moonlight stroll with him outside.

jb:  How do you like that? Some date she is. A few frilly words and she’s ready to count ceiling tiles! :-)

Gidget:  LOL!!
Cody (as Becky):
I was not! (muttering) He would have had to show me some green before I’d be ready to do that!
Gidget:
  Becky’s a Supertramp!

Kitten Kaboodle: Hey, I’m the original Supertramp around here!

jb, Gidget, Cody, Becky: No arguments there!  ;3

 

As they head out the door, the wolf’s partner rises to follow, only to be aggressively confronted by other concerned patrons.

 

When the pilot returns with their drinks, he discovers to his surprise that the booth is empty. Louie then informs him that his employer stepped outside with “some shady-looking Don Juan [that had just] come in…and swept her right outta here.” With that, Baloo makes a quick dash for the exit and things begin to get ugly with the other patrons and the bear partner inside…

 

Meanwhile, the wolf pitches his woo over Rebecca on the pier to which she falls hook, line and sinker, only to have her necklace violently lifted off her, much to her shock and horror.

 

Ridiculed over her foolishness and helpless position, her shock quickly turns to fury. Baloo runs to her rescue, she then gives the mugger a good wallop with a nearby bucket (jb: Oh, how convenient), which surprises the pilot.

 

The enraged mugger then flicks a switchblade and threatens to cut up the she-bear. As she screams in fear, the large bear charges at the would-be assailant in a football-style slam into the mugger like a freight train, sending the lupine and knife into the water.

 

Rebecca rushes toward Baloo in relief over saving her, then confesses that she “maneuvered” (jb: why not just use the word “tricked” or “lied”?) him to taking her to Louie’s out of loneliness without realizing its unruly environment and didn’t want to look like it was a date “date” thing with him.

Gidget:  Poor little lonely businesswoman… *sob*  ;)

jb:  Well, maybe if she wasn't such a hard case all the time and loosened her chastity belt once in a while... ;3
Gidget (as Molly):  Hi!

 

Magnanimously, the pilot understands her need for a little recreation every now and then, proposes they try Louie’s again without the false pretenses from both parties, much to each other’s relief. Re-entering the premises, there’s another bar fight in progress. As the businesswoman looks on, Baloo explains in a slightly embarrassed tone: “I think we’ll have to start from the beginning. Uh…welcome to Louie’s!”

 

Quibbles and Quips

 

-     In the opening bar fight scene, there’s a group of private dancers in the background seemingly dancing to a slow beat (one couple in particular look pretty intimate) while the fight goes on. Now it’s always been known that once a bar fight goes on, it spreads like wildfire – as it does in the last panel – but not here. Why doesn’t this occur?

 

-    Louie’s Hawaiian shirt is red, as opposed to the usual green colour, not to mention an ugly colour on his lei.

Gidget:  I hope you mean his flower necklace… ;)

jb:  Yes, you perv. Boy, do you need to get out more often! :-)

Gidget:  That’s what I keep telling the people in the white coats, but they won’t loosen these darned restraints!  ;)

jb: Which ones…the straightjacket or chastity belt?;3

 

-     Why did Baloo pick on the boar’s table manners for? His table etiquette isn’t exactly out of Emily Post either.

 

-     Kit’s silhouettes at Cape Suzette are painfully skinny.

Gidget:  Um… Baloo doesn’t let him eat?

Cody:  (as Baloo) Hey, food’s expensive and I’m a growin’ boy!  The kid can just forage for himself.

Kit: That’s it. I’m calling Child Services.

 

-     At Higher for Hire, there’s a mélange of pipes, boxes and junk lying about. For someone as meticulously tidy as Rebecca is, she sure let the place go.

-     Throughout the story, Baloo never uses the nicknames “Becky,” “Beckers” or “Boss Lady” (but does call her boss at the end).
Gidget:  I never noticed that!)

 

-    Some H4H scene drawings make Baloo look like he’s intoxicated.
Gidget:  LOL!  I gotta check this out!  I suppose he had googly eyes and a lolling tongue?

jb:  Only when Rebecca wears sexy dresses. ;-)

Cody:  You mean she actually owns something sexy? ;)

 

-     Rebecca’s got her own place, yet she spends the night at the office, as we see her in that hideous purple bathrobe and white fluffy slippers. Were Baloo and Kit that late? She could have easily gone home.

Gidget:  I know.  My complaint exactly in War of the Weirds!

Cody:  Let’s face it.  The woman has no life.  Waiting around for Baloo is probably the highlight of her day.

 

-    Why does Baloo hope he has a tie? He hates ties like the plague! (plus it’s pretty ugly too)

 

-     Lack of planes at Louie’s island – even the Sea Duck is missing!
Gidget:  Wow.  Didn’t see that either.

 

-     Rebecca’s hair is longer than it should be in “the next evening” panel before going back to its regular length; her earrings, ring and bracelets are missing in a few panels; the ring band is brown-coloured in “the next evening” panel and the pattern on the bracelets disappears every few panels.

 

-     In the first “ristorante” panel, Rebecca’s gown goes from strapless to some colouring near her shoulders that makes it look like she has a plunging neckline gown with straps, and then returns back to regular strapless number.

 

-     What’s with the cheesy Italian décor in a Polynesian-themed nightclub? Besides it would be a very usual location to place one in the middle of near-nowhere to be profitable (not that I’m against the proliferation of Italian eateries…).

 

-     Tiger patrons tails are missing in “ristorante” panel

 

-     Noticeably, Rebecca is the only woman in the place as opposed to the private dancers in the first panel. What happened to them – or is this a gay nightclub in disguise? Hmmm…;3
Gidget:  Well, it does have cross-dressers… ;-)

jb (as Baloo):  Hey…what’s that supposed ta mean?!

 

-    Rebecca’s nose and muzzle colour missing as Baloo gets the drinks.

 

-    A really goofy grin on Rebecca’s face as the wolf pitches his woo before snatching her necklace; plus her purse disappears, and then reappears at the realization of his true intentions.

 

-     When the mugger takes the necklace, it a) looks like he’s lifted it over her head and b) the hook looks released. Despite it being a thick one, he could have snapped it off her neck.

 

-     At the pier, the wooden bucket that she uses to bonk the mugger with is filled with water, only to be bone dry when she puts it to action.

 

-     The pier looks unusually wide in the panel when the mugger pulls a knife on Rebecca.

 

-     Mugger’s tail is missing in a couple of panels during the pier fight scene.

-    As Rebecca rushes to embrace Baloo after the fight, his dress shirt is missing in the panel, then returns back after she confesses her real reasons for going out with him.

 

-     In the final scene, Rebecca has this somewhat bemused look on her face as she sees the bar fight. Does any woman find a bar fight that interesting (unless she’s participating in it)?

Gidget:  That bugged me too… she even has her hands clasped t