
Air Pirates
Cameos
Criminals
Jungle
Aces
Louie's Monkey Staff
Pandas
Pilots
Sally's Alley
Robed Thugs
Thembrians
Walla Walla Bingbang Denizens
Note: Don Karnage is listed under Elite
Eight since he's one of the principal players. Of the air pirates,
only Dumptruck, Mad Dog and Gibber have distinct personalities, as opposed
to the 'group mentality' explored here.
AIR
PIRATES
A ragtag bunch of sleazy-looking canines (although, Hacksaw (the big Cockney one
with a weird bauble around his ears is a cat, I think) whose idea of fun is
terrorizing hapless cargo pilots by shooting at them in a dogfight, robbing them
of their cargo and sometimes even shoving them off their own plane.
Fortunately (and too coincidentally, every attacked pilot has his parachute
handy). It is extremely doubtful if any of these guys ever have used a
bathtub, although they may have seen a picture of one once.
Dumptruck
Voice: Chuck McCann
Big, slowmoving, thick-headed mastiff... speaks with a duh-Swedish accent.
Gibber
Voice: Chuck McCann
Scruffy little canine pirate who always whispers suggestions in Don Karnage's
ear. Possibly the smartest one in the group.
Hacksaw
Voice: Charles Adler
Hal
(cat pirate)
Voice: Frank Welker
Mad Dog
Scrawny, whiny canine with long Fu Manchu mustache... kinda resembles a weasel. That's
Weasell!"
CAMEOS
(atmospheric/non-speaking
characters)
Accountant (A Star is Torn
and From Here to Machinery)
Voice: Ed Gilbert
This bespectacled turkey with a nasal voice is the much abused accountant for
Kitten Kaboodle's Starrywood film. Briefly whines about the
'accidents' to Rebecca before a big wooden box falls on top of him. In From
Here to Machinery, he's defects from Higher for Hire to use Professor
Torque's mechanical pilots instead. Rebecca, of course, is livid.
"But we had phone calls! Meetings!" She shakes him violently and
screams in his ear, "I listened to your frozen okra stories for a solid
week!"
Alligator Policeman (Bullethead
Baloo)
Voice: Rodger Bumpass (I love that last name!)
Amelia Airhead (hen?) (non-speaking)
Female pilot who appears in A Baloo Switcheroo
(audience at the Fly-Offs); Bearly Alive (captured by Howard Huge).
Baloo Doppelganger (brown twin) (Louie's Place)
Dances around Baloo and Louie in The Ransom of Red Chimp.
Brutus (A
Star is Torn (La Rotune Restaurant), For Whom the Bell Klangs (restaurant in
Gaphia)
Gorilla bouncer who seems to work at the places the Maitre 'de does. Throws out people who
aren't movie stars on command.
Chauffeur (A
Star is Torn)
Voice: Jack Angel
"Frankly, my dear, I don't have a dime."
Monkey driver of the limo that takes the gang to Starrywood.
FLAP Clerk (A Wing
and a Bear)
Voice: Ed Gilbert
Hog Salesman (The
Bigger They Are, The Louder They Oink)
Voice: Jack Angel
Unctuous hippo whose "Yesssssss?" drawl belies his sharp instincts for
an easy mark. He knows exactly what to say to get slob-shy Rebecca to buy
a truffle-hunting monster pig.
18th Class Postal Clerk (Your
Baloo's in the Mail)
Voice: Howard Morris
Clopstokia
Finance Minister (Whistlestop
Jackson, Legend)
Voice: Jack Angel
Obviously modeled on late character actor Peter Lorre, with his sibilant, oily,
Igor mannerisms, this (weasel?)'s future depends on the delivery of
fireworks. I forget why. I'll find out when I review the episode
someday.
Hyena Guard (The
Bigger They Are, the Louder They Oink)
Voice: Pat Fraley
Kit's Spelling Teacher
(Vowel Play)
Voice: Linda Gary
Lady Pig (Louie's Place) (non-speaking)
A huge porcine party-loving regular at Louie's
Appears in: Louie's Last Stand and The Ransom of Red Chimp. She has
curly brown hair, long eyelashes and a beauty mark. Can hug several people
at once.
Lady Rhinoceros (Lost Horizons, Louie's Last Stand, Plunder & Lightning,
Vowel Play)
"Wait for a dryer like everyone else!"
Dark brown hair pulled in a topknot, Irish brogue. Teddy (see below) has
been seen with her, so he may be her son. A very gullible woman who Detective Thursday tricks again and again into looking
out the Laundromat window at 'that dancing bear that juggles... and chews gum at
the same time!' When she finally wises up, she tells him off (see
above quote), only to be shoved roughly out of the way and told 'this dryer is a
deputized member of law enforcement. Now kindly step aside, ma'am."
Maitre 'de (A
Star is Torn (La Rotune Restaurant), For Whom the Bell Klangs (restaurant in
Gaphia)
Voice: Jack Angel
"We only serve movie stars. Brutus!"
Practically the Hog Salesman's evil twin, only in a tux. Not adverse to
having troublemakers thrown out on
their rear (especially people who don't have a reservation or worse --- are not
movie stars.
Pigmies (The Bigger
They Are, the Louder They Oink and cameo in Sheepskin Deep)
Voice: Frank Welker?
In 'Bigger', these short but dangerous alligator natives try to cook Rebecca and
Hogzilla. In 'Sheepskin Deep', Baloo mistakenly delivers knitting
needles for their marching band.
Teddy (bear) (non-speaking)
A Baloo Switcheroo, Lost
Horizons, Vowel Play
About 12, light brown fur, stockily muscular with a nasty smirk. The
coach in A Baloo Switcheroo is possibly his father. You just know this
guy's destined to be a jock... the kind who enjoys pushing other kids' heads in
toilets. The Nelson Muntz (Simpsons ref.) of the TS world.
Tiny (bear)
Bringing Down Babyface
"The name's Tiny... and I ain't never heard of him (Babyface)."
Huge bear (even bigger than Baloo); proprietor of Tiny's Grill (a
bar/restaurant) He's big, pale gray, and mean-looking. Wears a
bartender's apron and has a high voice that belies his gargantuan frame.
Acts as his own bouncer... Baloo is about to get the trouncing of his life out
in the alley when... but when he comes back into the bar...
Rebecca: "How'd you stop him?"
Baloo: "I didn't --- a truck hit him."
Tourists
Time
Waits for No Bear (a few lines) and A Star is Torn (non-speaking,
except for grunts of pain)
Stork Husband
Voice: Corey Burton
Hippo Wife
Voice: Jodi Carlisle
Wildcat (as a flight attendant) offers them refreshments.
"What kind of sandwiches?" then squeals in disgust when Wildcat offers
her the sandwiches from his pocket!
In A Star is Torn, this same couple is sunbathing on a Starrywood beach
set until Becky and Kitten both trample them with stilts)
Waldo (chimp) (a few lines) (Jolly Molly Christmas)
Voice: Richard Karron
Wears an elf costume to give 'Santa's Workshop' atmosphere, reads Molly's letter
out loud and has brief, hurried exchanges with Louie as they run around trying
to keep the illusion alive. Tries to keep Louie's customers out so Molly
won't find out she's in Louie's Place.
"Come on, Waldo, we always spend Christmas eve at Louie's." Apparently
these guys don't have homes (*G*). Customers include a loud-mouthed fox (the
leader), a bear I recognized as a member of RL Disneyland's Country Bear
Jamboree, and a few Thembrians.
Oscar Wiggerstomper (badger) (Bearly Alive (at the end)
Appeared in
"Uh, excuse me... pardon me... but has the pilot position been filled?"
A mild-mannered pilot famous for having never done anything historic in Bearly
Alive. In fact, he served as a sort of running gag. Answered Rebecca's ad in Flyboy Magazine to replace Baloo at
H4H when she believed he wouldn't return from the Bearmuda Trapezoid.
Appeared in another ep (silent) but I have to check where. You'll live.
CRIMINALS
Babyface
Half-Nelson's Gang (Bringing Down Babyface)
This felonious gang, headed by Babyface Half-Nelson and his mom, Mrs.
Half-Nelson (A cross between Ma Beagle and Ma Barker), is a small group
(canines, I think). Babyface cracks safes with his head to increase their
cash flow, with his loving, equally felonious mommy behind him all the way.
Garth and partner (Save the Tiger)
Garth, a gray panther and his partner an short-but-tough unnamed tiger, kidnap
Baloo at Khan's orders in order to teach the pilot a lesson in greed.
Garth is the taller, more urbane one and obviously the second-in-command.
However, he narrowly escapes getting his kneecaps broken during a telephone
conversation with his ominous boss when he yells at Baloo to shut up.
"Oh no, not you, sir. Yes sir, I like my knees very much,
sir!"
The tiger goon is muscle, plain and simple.
Hans and Helga (The Balooest of Bluebloods)
Voices: Hans - Stan Jones; Helga - Joan Gerber
They're not technically gangsters, but they are crooks. When Baloo finds out he's a baron, he inherits a castle and two servants.
Hans is a raccoon butler and Helga is a shrew housekeeper... they come from a
long line of servants who have been bumping off Baloo's ancestors to inherit the
castle.
Krazy Edie (The Sound and the Furry)
Voice: Billy Hayes
Bird mechanic who sabotages planes so she can change outrageous rates. Her
cohort is a crocodile named Al (doesn't speak), who keeps her enslaved
'gremlins' or 'lobsters' in line (4 furry creatures she forces to wreck
planes)
Owl Capone's Gang (My Fair Baloo)
Lefty (heavy-set black bird... crow?) is a gangster and a capable pilot
who managed to get the Spruce Moose craft out through the cliffs. The
other two members of the gang are twin white ganders.
Miners (Jim
Citizen Khan)
Giraffe: Ron Feinberg
Trader Moe (Double or Nothing, The Golden Sprocket of Friendship,
Time Waits for No Bear)
Voice: Jim Cummings
Quote: "I gotta get me better goons."
A very short, foul-tempered alligator gangster who keeps a huge arsenal in
his desk drawer. Deals in illegal import/export of dubious goods and jewel
theft. Sort a reptilian Yosemite Sam.
Trader Moe's Goons
Voice: Jim Cummings (Ape Goon)
Quote: "Duh... sorry, boss."
Two HUGE thugs (a rhino and an ape) who run
errands, take messages and steal. They're extremely violent (will shoot
anyone without question including at their own leader ("Readyaimfire!")), stupid (they make Homer Simpson look like a genius) and
easily fooled (as Baloo and Kit have proven in the past). They are more a
hindrance than a help to their boss, who's always muttering, "I gotta get
me better goons!". They're probably still together.
Muffy and Buffy
Vanderschmere (A Touch of Glass)
Voices: Frank Welker (Buffy);
Snobbish fox couple who employ H4H to transport their family jewels (couldn't
resist) to Hyenasport. Muffy (the wife) wears a blue dress and hat and
(occasionally) shoulder-length blonde hair. Buffy (husband) dresses like a
golfer.
Quotes: "Have you seen what's written in the restroom?"
JUNGLE
ACES
Bullethead Baloo, Captains Outrageous
Ernie
Voice: Whitby Hertford
Oscar Van Dersnoot
A small group of Kit Cloudkicker's friends who have formed a club. Ernie,
who's listed in one/two-shot character page is the unofficial leader of the
Jungle Aces. Members include a hippo (need to check the rest of the
them). Oscar Van Dersnoot is the latest member to join, as shown in
Captains Outrageous.
LOUIE'S
MONKEY STAFF
Flunkey Monkey (that white-haired monkey
waiter) (From Here to Machinery, A Touch of
Glass)
who reveals the discarded jewels ("Hey,
boss... look what we found in the bushes.") and yells, "Jump!
Jump!" and "Go get 'em!" when Louie and Rebecca chase foxy Muffy
and Buffy in Glass. I suspect that his design was based on the annoying
"Flunky Monkey" in 1967's The Jungle Book (insists on showing off his vocal range
during King Louie's signature song, I Wan'na Be Like You)
Waldo (the lead 'elf') in Jolly Molly Christmas. Also see
'Cameos' on this page.
Montgomery (piano player) in Louie's Last Stand, A Touch of Glass
Waiters (too many to mention) There
was even a monkey waitress somewhere.
Gas attendants
They fill up the visiting pilot customers' gas tanks while they enjoy
a meal inside the club. One cantankerous mechanic (Danny Mann) has a speaking part in
Glass.
PANDAS
Emperor of Pandala (Last Horizons)
Wan Lo
Voice: Robert Ito
Deceptively benign panda ruler of Pandala, and father of three. A very
hospitable host to visitors with connections to conquerable lands. Wears a
long red robe and is quite cultured... unless he gets so mad that he hops up and
down. Has two stupid sons and a cute little daughter, whose innocent playfulness reveals
a dangerous secret. A gracious host with ulterior motives, so don't don't
enjoy the hospitality too much!
Quote: "I do love the smell of conquered territory in the
morning."
PILOTS
Freelance Pilots
Hippo pilot
(Feminine Air,
The Sound and the Furry (speaking part)
Filler character whenever there's a need to show pilots in a group.
In 'Sound', he makes a crack about his mother-in-law, so we know he's
married. He's crude and obnoxious and definitely has a mob mentality
(witness how easily he follows the crowd in attacking Baloo in 'Sound').
Jacques Tourjour (Ransom of Red Chimp)
Quote: "But madam, I have an air race to attend!"
Aunt Louise: "Not anymore, my little croissant!"
The hapless recipient of Aunt Louise's affections at the end of The Ransom of
Red Chimp.
French pilot who Louie inadvertently gets in trouble with Aunt Louise, but
it's a toss-up as to what's more painful, her wrath or her passion.
Wiley Pole (A Bad
Reflection on You, The Sound and the Furry)
Voice: Frank Welker
Cranky old codger lion. Short, mustachioed and more of a background
character (either sits in the back of Louie's Place or off-screen (communicates
by radio). He's a big jerk in most of his appearances.
Khan's Flyboys (those darn panthers!)
Interchangable
dark gray panthers who bear a a startling resemblance to Bagheera of Disney's
1967 The Jungle Book. Sightings include: Khan Towers (where they
receive orders), Louie's Place (to relax). As far as being good
guys/villains, let's just say they're flexible. Depending on Khan's
agenda, they'll either be good little flyboys or else try to blow the Sea Duck
out of the sky. The closest thing is an individual in the bunch are the
pilots who resentfully carry out out Khan's 'orders' (actually instigated by
Douglas ("Don't call me Dougie") Benson in Louie's Last Stand. They laugh at him and contemptuously call him 'Poindexter'.
ROBED
THUGS
For Whom the Bell Klangs (Parts 1 and 2)
Those red-robed guys, true to
form, are the simple-minded followers of their leader, Thadeus E. Klang (see
One-Shot Characters). They ride horses, have no qualms about tying beautiful
archaeologists to a camel and sending it stampeding into the desert. They are very much like
the Jawa tribe in the first Star Wars movie (muttering incoherently, shuffling
in long hooded robes that obscure their features). No one is quite sure what
kind of creatures they're supposed to be. One of them is an aspiring singer
until Klang snarls, "I said B, not B flat!" Klang's
species is also 'cloaked' until the end of the show.
SALLY'S
ALLEY
Mach One for the
Gipper
This combination cafe/pool hall is Ace London's favorite
hang-out. He appears to be a regular, the way Baloo's a fixture at
Louie's Place.
Sally (Maggie Roswell) is the proprietor, with a ponytail, shades, a mole and a sexy
voice. Ace calls her 'Sal, my gal'.
Female Groupie: Blonde ponytail, pretty. Her one line is an adoring,
"Golly, Ace! Did it work?"
THEMBRIANS
The
Flight of the Snow Duck, Flight School Confidential, Flying Dupes, Gruel and Unusual
Punishment, A Spy in the Ointment, Time Waits for No Bear
Thembrians are blue-gray warthogs with rigid mindsets, with the exception of
Dunder, who's a real sweetheart. Their obsession with rules and very
strange laws cause the H4H crew a lot of grief. Their justice system is
determined by kangaroo courts (Time Waits for No Bear)
Colonel Spigot
Voice: Michael Gough
"I'm Colonel Spigot...perhaps you've heard of me?"
Very funny little fascist with a Napoleonic complex. Bullies Sergeant Dander,
his second-in-command.
Gameshow Host
(Think of a cheerfully sadistic Richard Dawson... or else see The Running
Man with Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Radio program: This Was Your Life (prisoners or
"contestants" are introduced to people in their past before being put
before an eager firing squad)
High Marshall
Flying Dupes, A Spy in the Ointment
Voice: Jack Angel
The law of Thembria who rules with an iron...hoof. He has a very thick
Thembrian accent (read: Russian) and absolutely no sense of humor.
High Marshall's wife
A Spy in the Ointment
Voice: Sheryl Bernstein
Ugly female boar who
never speaks... just grunts, "Hmmph!" with displeasure when her hubby makes eyes at
a certain folk dancer. Extreme jealous streak (although who'd ever want
her husband I'll never know) Has a mean punch.
Sergeant Dunder
Voice: Lorenzo Music
Slush
Parade Announcer
(Flight of the Snow Duck)
Slush Police Officer #1
(Flight of the Snow Duck)
WALLA
WALLA BINGBANG DENIZENS
Waiders of the Wost Tweasure
Pwincess Gwace (white swan) (see One-Shot Characters)
Pwince Wudolph (black swan) (see One-Shot Characters)
Guards (black swans) Notable for running around in a horse's costume
at the ball.
Party Guests (at Masquerade Ball)
Not positive, but I suspect that 'good swans' are white and the 'bad swans' are
black in this episode.